No Wonder Your Lonesome Tonight PARODY

VERSE 1 FOR THE BOYS
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Are you lone-some, to-night?
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If you are, serves, you right,
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Are your trous-ers, all fall-ing, a-part?
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Have you got, a big  chest?
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That pokes holes, in your, vest,
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Does your spare tyre, come up, to, your heart?
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Do your clothes, all need, iron-ing?
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Are your shoes, wear-ing, thin?
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Do you hold up, your, un dies?
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With a big, safe-ty, pin,
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Are your false teeth, all, worn?
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Do they drop, when you, yawn?
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No won-der, your, lone-some, to-night!!!

VERSE 2 FOR THE GIRLS
Are you lonesome tonight?
Are your bra straps, too tight?
Are your knickers, all falling apart?
Have your got a, big breast,
That pokes holes, in your dress,
Does your spare tyre, come up to your heart?
Do your dresses, need ironing?
Are your shoes, wearing thin,
Do you hold up, your knickers,
With a big safety pin.
Is your fore head, all bare?
Where there used to be hair!
No wonder you're lonesome, tonight!!!